Mad skillz I don’t have and wish that I did:
- Ability to do tumbleturns at the end of the the pool lap
- Ability to sing like Arethra Franklin
- Ability to feign interest in matching wine to food
Mad skillz I do have and wish that I didn’t:
- Ability to wake up at 7am every morning, including on holidays and weekends
- Ability to jam feet very firmly in mouth
- Ability to split custard just by being in the same room