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Skillz

January 26, 2011

Mad skillz I don’t have and wish that I did:

  • Ability to do tumbleturns at the end of the the pool lap
  • Ability to sing like Arethra Franklin
  • Ability to feign interest in matching wine to food

 

Mad skillz I do have and wish that I didn’t:

  • Ability to wake up at 7am every morning, including on holidays and weekends
  • Ability to jam feet very firmly in mouth
  • Ability to split custard just by being in the same room
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